Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
June 2013
31 posts
why be rude when you can be nude
a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty
if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again
WHEN YOUR CRUSH TEXTS YOU FIRST
i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
- *runs for 10 minutes*
- me: am i skinny yet?
rrrrrchrissipumpkin:
rrrrreferencesforartists:
holy crap I just found a tumblr easter egg
press J shift R while hovering over a post on the dash
FFFFFF WHAT YES
May 2013
21 posts
ONLY 90’S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment
how to get a thigh gap
step 1: open ur legs
step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
This is what I dream about
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
live footage from ouran academy
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
medical marijuana? haha, like i’d let marijuana give me heart surgery, idiot
what if the marijuana got really sad about this that people kept underestimating his doctor skills just because he was marijuana but like he went to med school and everything
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
remember when uncle iroh got mugged and had a lengthy discussion with the mugger over tea and life choices
