i can’t believe i am going to be an adult soon i only know like 2 things
- *runs for 10 minutes*
- me: am i skinny yet?
ONLY 90’S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment
how to get a thigh gap
step 1: open ur legs
step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
This is what I dream about
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
When I die, I want my ashes scattered across the Internet.
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.